depsidase:

draculaforce:

gayweedanimal:

gayweedanimal:

I downloaded the McDonald’s app a little bit ago because I wanted to get some #deals and it’s been giving me a notification ever other day that just says “McDonald’s” and nothing else

Thanks buddy

dyatlovpassingprivilege:

dyatlovpassingprivilege:

i guess?

yo your brother kind of sucks

propalitet:

“shark infested waters” bro they just live there 

gdcreeper:

If my boss emailed me in space while paying HIS debt saying my wife’s cooking is mid as hell, I’d just crash the ship and kill myself

rat-king-they-them:

I will pay the cheese slice costume whit my tumblr money. Because of course I get payed for this.

kushblazer666:

lindleland:

nendocris:

damn

hustlerose:

garfieldsbones:

hustlerose:

i can teach you

t-teach me.. what??